Monday, April 28, 2008
Dissapear..ed
I hav missing for quite a long time. Dunno why, I felt tired to on9 dy. Quite lots of thing happened, for me. But bad 1s are more. Haiz. Just hope they never happened. Sry for the late post, actually not busy la, just goyang kaki at home. Oh ya, ji n qu, sry for the box of kfc ^^, before u send me the msg, it was in my stomach ardy. and sry that I 4get to say happy birthday, but thats me(always 4getful). Yip ah, shud b finish exam lo, fast ah.... what can I say? The more explanation u made, makes me doubt ur trustworthness more, dont hav to say anything, just go for ur exam. As u said, as brothers, just speak out, I rather know the bitter trust than sweet lie. Yup, its holiday now, for a month then have to go kampar, just hope that something good here can makes me feel that here is better than kampar. Always hope so..
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Maths and facts of life
ok ok, I am lazy again, so take a look at this, quite "meaningful", lol:
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
______________________________
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
____________________________
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
______________________________
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
下雨了
今早醒来,
身躯竟累得动不了,
没办法之下,
只好继续睡下去了。
好久没试过了,
这种感觉,
昨天终于打羽球,
出了一身大汗,
距离上次,
已是去年的事。
现在
酸痛的身躯,
轻松的心情,
看着倾盆大雨,
人生一大乐事啊。
身躯竟累得动不了,
没办法之下,
只好继续睡下去了。
好久没试过了,
这种感觉,
昨天终于打羽球,
出了一身大汗,
距离上次,
已是去年的事。
现在
酸痛的身躯,
轻松的心情,
看着倾盆大雨,
人生一大乐事啊。
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
考试将近
再过两星期,
我将面临年终考试。
而现在的我,
却闲着,
在脑袋里的都是,
“不如游泳吧?”,
还是,
“打羽球咯!”,
“打机?”,
“饮茶?”。
心,
无时无刻地飘到某地,
要找回吗?
考试的降临,
就是它归来的时候吧。
既是轻松之时,
染上听歌习惯的我,
从Lite FM播放的歌曲中,
“寻找”到了,
那许久没在耳边出现的首首金曲。
当时,
兴奋难以形容,
享受同时,
也赞叹自己的“找歌技术”。^^
无形中,
心。。。
回来了。。。
我将面临年终考试。
而现在的我,
却闲着,
在脑袋里的都是,
“不如游泳吧?”,
还是,
“打羽球咯!”,
“打机?”,
“饮茶?”。
心,
无时无刻地飘到某地,
要找回吗?
考试的降临,
就是它归来的时候吧。
既是轻松之时,
染上听歌习惯的我,
从Lite FM播放的歌曲中,
“寻找”到了,
那许久没在耳边出现的首首金曲。
当时,
兴奋难以形容,
享受同时,
也赞叹自己的“找歌技术”。^^
无形中,
心。。。
回来了。。。
Monday, April 7, 2008
暗恋
These days dunno wad to post , so I just picked a article from forum a paste here la , enjoy .
人說,暗戀的職責是沉默
沉默,因為我不知道怎麼開口,怎麼對你說。
沉默,因為我說不出自己有什麼好處,而你的好處卻有好多。
沉默,因為你身邊有一個人,而且他對你很好,
我不想破壞你的幸福。
沉默,因為我喜歡自虐。
沉默,因為我怕被你拒絕,我怕你說:『你很好,可是...』 。
我的字典裡,己經有太多『可是』,
我怎麼能夠再承受一次呢?
沉默,是因為我們是好朋友,我怕從此失去一個知己,
又得不到一個情人。
沉默,是我不想你以為我一直為你做那麼多事情,
是因為我暗戀你,而不是欣賞你的才幹。
沉默,因為我不能向你保證些什麼,我不能給你些什麼。
沉默,因為我不想你知道表面上滿不在乎的我,
原來那麼脆弱。
沉默,因為我也許不適合你,
也許有其他人比我更能夠照顧你。
沉默,因為有時候我會害怕當我們終於相戀,
許多美麗的幻想也會隨之破滅。
沉默,因為愛在噯昧不明時最美。
這世上的人有多少,那天上的星就有多少,
人海等於星海,星海浮著人海,
無論你美或醜,聰明或駑鈍,
天上總有一顆守望著你的小星星。
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